1 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:37,530 And at no time is it permissible to click your nose or wipe it with your 2 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:42,250 In case of emergency, gentlemen may use a napkin. And in extreme emergency, 3 00:00:42,630 --> 00:00:45,350 ladies may discreetly use the hem of their skirt. 4 00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:50,550 If the meal was satisfactory, one may express one's gratitude in the form of a 5 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,349 gentle breath. 6 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:53,810 This, however, must not be too loud. 7 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:58,830 We must at all times remain ladies and gentlemen. 8 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,120 Bastina! 9 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,319 Bastina! 10 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,100 The messenger, has he arrived yet? 11 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:12,080 Oh, sir, what are you doing? All right, I'm the king's messenger. 12 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,740 Who? The king's messenger. I brought a message. 13 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:16,020 What can I do for you? 14 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,960 What's going on here? 15 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:20,340 He brought a message. I brought a message. 16 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,960 I should think that you might have a little respect, since you're in the 17 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,720 of our Lord King Richard. I have a good mind to report you for this, and with my 18 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,720 favorite servant. 19 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:30,140 Your servant? 20 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:34,090 I feel like a... I should have known she was. Oh, I am so embarrassed. I am 21 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:35,090 sorry, my lord. 22 00:01:35,270 --> 00:01:36,350 Please don't tell his majesty. 23 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:39,870 Oh, be quiet and give me the message. 24 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:43,650 With the sudden interruption and all, I've developed a terrible headache. Do 25 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:45,270 perchance have a potion you could give to me? 26 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:48,310 A sudden headache and you want a little potion. Is that right? 27 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:50,370 I've been waiting a year for this message. 28 00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:53,910 And I've got a headache. Now, tell me what the king said. 29 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:55,170 I'm trying, my lord. 30 00:01:55,430 --> 00:01:57,850 But if you holler like that, I'm liable to forget it altogether. 31 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:04,300 Our Lord Richard II, let his reign have much glory. Go on. 32 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:09,820 Our king's message is, I recognize in your character and personal habit that 33 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:12,000 have all the qualities needed to succeed in this task. 34 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:17,260 And I'm sending you henceforth to Canterbury that you may see and make 35 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:21,240 all this you will send to your king that he may know his people better. There's 36 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,800 more. You're forgetting the money. I'm certainly not about to go hungry, you 37 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,440 know. Oh, I forgot. 38 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:30,760 Yes. There's 15 gold sovereigns. If Majesty wanted to make certain... If you 39 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,760 need more, you won't have to ask. 40 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,300 Finally, my dreams are happening. 41 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,440 I'm so deliriously happy. 42 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,080 I'm going to write my stories at last. My God, they're going to be the talk of 43 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,080 the century. 44 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:48,280 Suppose I run into scoundrels. I must have some protection. 45 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:51,100 I should worry about it. But I'm no man of weapons, and those bandits are 46 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:52,100 dangerous. 47 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,140 His Royal Highness has already told us. 48 00:02:55,339 --> 00:02:59,020 And I've brought to accompany you one of His Majesty's royal guards, Cavalier 49 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:00,640 Quick. Have a good voyage, my lord. 50 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,660 to shrink yourselves a little. 51 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:16,960 We've already shrunk as far as we'll go, Tavern Keeper. The rain has seen to 52 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,900 that. I'm afraid we'll have to wait it out here. Then we'll continue on to 53 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:22,920 Canterbury. Tomorrow, when we go to Canterbury, we'll have to walk on water. 54 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,060 Good trick, eh, my friend? You'll get more than your feet wet. It's become a 55 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:29,620 lake out there. It's filled with leeches. If man or woman should happen 56 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:33,540 they'll suck your blood and propagate by the thousands. Not a wise idea, I 57 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,540 should think. 58 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,340 I'm not scared of a little water, so don't try to frighten me with insipid 59 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:39,289 stories. 60 00:06:39,290 --> 00:06:41,070 I suppose you're planning to swim all the way. 61 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:48,150 Eddie, come here. Sit with us. 62 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:49,590 Move over. 63 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:51,230 Thank you. 64 00:06:57,170 --> 00:07:03,170 I'd advise taking off your armor, sir. 65 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:06,430 There's no armies here and you must be awfully hot. 66 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:08,670 I think you should let it dry off some. 67 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,300 Maybe he enjoys sitting there rusting, huh? 68 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:19,480 Let the body breathe. We'll be fine. Nature will take care of otherwise. 69 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:25,560 As if riding through a sea, I rode my horse across the grass. It worried me so 70 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,300 that he would sink. Should he get water up his ass? 71 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:32,040 You should have plugged him up with a cord. I did, I did. 72 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,520 He was probably a man. 73 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:39,930 I don't like this delay. It's foolish to sit here when I could be working. 74 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,330 The weather has gone mad, but what can one do? 75 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,390 My inn is at your disposition. 76 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:48,170 Oh, that's very big of you. I suppose our gold is at your disposition, too. If 77 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:50,470 you think I'm going to pay you full price for this, you're nothing but a 78 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,810 fool. Your money disgusts me. 79 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:57,770 No offense intended, but you speak with all the inexperience of a virgin. 80 00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:00,910 You even look like one. 81 00:08:01,570 --> 00:08:05,950 And to prove my good intentions and honesty, for everyone that's present, 82 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:06,859 going to pay. 83 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:10,540 But there is only one condition. Ah, that's better. It sounds just like you. 84 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,860 Now, hear what I say. 85 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,880 The condition is that each of you give us a story. 86 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,580 And the story you tell will pay for the night. 87 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,420 But I do pray of you to be careful and try to keep the stories amusing. 88 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:29,300 Now, let's see how our suspicious little virgin here will do. 89 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,900 Do you have any silly fables you would like us to hear, my love? 90 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,880 Well said, sir. Well said. 91 00:08:36,789 --> 00:08:42,049 Although I doubt it whether this gentle lady's mind could recall even the 92 00:08:42,049 --> 00:08:48,690 slightest pain of her lost virginity. The memory, due to age, you know, has 93 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:49,730 certain limitations. 94 00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:51,770 Now, go ahead. 95 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:53,089 Go ahead. 96 00:08:53,090 --> 00:08:56,030 But first, after tolerating all these things, I thought you'd have to write a 97 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:57,050 little poem for me. 98 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,530 To my air virtue. 99 00:09:02,470 --> 00:09:05,390 Now tell me all, blessed and non -blessed. 100 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:10,910 The genital organs with which we are endowed, some think it is only a place 101 00:09:10,910 --> 00:09:13,870 where the urine comes cascading out. 102 00:09:14,590 --> 00:09:19,930 Well, now, you must stop and think about it, you know, because there is 103 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:23,950 something else that will go. Those things that function for this or for 104 00:09:23,950 --> 00:09:27,170 loan so much pleasure to my kids and my cats. 105 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:32,150 The pleasure that they bring is a simple delight. The pleasure that they bring 106 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:33,410 is something I like. 107 00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:39,530 You've made enough of a spectacle, you foolish old milk cow. 108 00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:42,650 We want to hear some real stories. That's no way to speak to a milk cow. 109 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:44,950 With a... with a lady. 110 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:47,110 Don't you have any education? 111 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:52,090 No. I was waiting for an ox like yourself to teach me. 112 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:54,070 The miller is surely right. 113 00:09:54,530 --> 00:09:56,830 This woman has offended us with her poetry. 114 00:09:57,110 --> 00:10:03,170 There is a story that comes to mind. It happened years ago in Normandy, once 115 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,170 called America. 116 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:09,530 There lived a noble knight called Avericus and his young bride, Doricus. 117 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:13,750 Come now, Cavalier, quick. Don't be so pensive. We shall let ourselves be 118 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:17,850 kidnapped, taken back in history. Stay close beside me and we'll slip into the 119 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:18,850 story ourselves. 120 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:42,990 It's very late. Now I must go. 121 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:44,910 Britain is such a great distance. 122 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,510 I've heard there are nothing but savages there. 123 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:51,830 Stay here, my lord. 124 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:53,130 It is my duty. 125 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:54,890 Duty is more important. 126 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:57,450 This battle I must fight. 127 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:03,070 But to stay away from you is worse than death. 128 00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:05,310 Oh, my dearest. 129 00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:08,830 But your promise, will you keep it? 130 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,320 My word will always be sacred. 131 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,960 I will remain true to you to my last dying breath. 132 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,980 Minstrel, let your lute sing out. 133 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,060 Oh, free me, my lord. 134 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:25,560 The soul bound within my breast yearns to fly away. 135 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,320 With a single blow, I would break those chains. 136 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:32,840 And with wings of doves, your soul would fly with me to the war. 137 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,720 Don't make me suffer any longer. 138 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:56,000 What the devil is this? 139 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:00,600 A chastity belt, my lord. I thought it a good idea. 140 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,340 You are going to get the key before you leave, if you must know. 141 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,240 But let's make love now. 142 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,340 Why did you do that? 143 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,400 I never expected such a thing from you. 144 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,580 I have complete faith in you. 145 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,760 We'll rid you of that damnable thing this minute. 146 00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:18,240 Thank you, my lord. 147 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:19,460 Here is the key. 148 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:24,760 It's one of the newest models. It holds up the derriere and at the same time 149 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,760 flattens the tummy. 150 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,800 Are you sure this is the right key I've got? 151 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,180 Oh, I've got so many keys. 152 00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:36,810 To the strong box for the jewel box. How stupid of me. I've got the wrong bunch. 153 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,690 Oh, such a stupid mistake. I thought it was the key to the cellar. 154 00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:40,990 Here, my love. 155 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,190 Thank you. 156 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:17,940 Sweet Oregon, remember. 157 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,620 Take care of our palace. 158 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,780 And pray that I return home to you soon. 159 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:30,820 Be happy and joyful in my absence. 160 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,000 And the days, it will fly like magic. 161 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,240 I will be happy, my lord. 162 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:56,920 Anna Shalott is here. 163 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,220 Do you wish to see her? Mm -hmm. 164 00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:00,860 Yes. 165 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,060 You may go in now. 166 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:10,340 Is it true, you silly child, that you haven't touched your food in three days? 167 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:15,280 My dear, this is a ridiculous thing you're doing. 168 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:20,120 Now, I've had many experiences, and crying doesn't serve to help at all. 169 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,460 If you keep crying and carrying on like this, you're going to dry up like an old 170 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:31,140 prune. Your face will dry up. Then you should begin stinking. 171 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,160 Oh, now stop it, you hear? 172 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,840 I'll be by sometime later in the day and we'll go for a walk. The beach, it 173 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:40,840 should be nice. 174 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,640 And no excuses. 175 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:49,520 Perhaps, my dear, what you need is a man to cheer you. 176 00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:54,350 Oh, forget I said that. I don't know what makes me think these things. But 177 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,570 you're so lucky you don't have to wear that chastity belt around. 178 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:00,210 Stop that kind of talk. 179 00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:03,010 I wouldn't think of betraying my gallant husband's trust. 180 00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:05,170 Well, at least you can go swimming, can't you? 181 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:07,210 And you? 182 00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:09,070 My husband is much more jealous than yours. 183 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,030 I'm all wrapped up like a present. 184 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,410 I'll take my clothing off, but I can't swim. 185 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,330 I can't get sea water on it. But you go on. 186 00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,430 If you just mind, let the locker dress shut. 187 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,360 He's that jealous, your husband? 188 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,180 Mm -hmm. I must say, I suppose I'm fortunate he didn't put a chastity belt 189 00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:25,180 mouth. 190 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,600 Now stop that or I'll not allow you to come the next time. 191 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,380 What an impertinent stare he had. 192 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,800 I felt so strange. 193 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:14,060 The way he kept on looking at me. What penetrating eyes. 194 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:17,960 Tomorrow we'll go to Rocky Point and sit all afternoon watching the ships pass. 195 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,240 Oh, I'm sure I couldn't stand it. 196 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,240 I'm afraid to go anywhere near those rocks. 197 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:27,260 Do you know how many ships have crashed on those rocks and how many men have 198 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:30,400 died? Stop worrying now. We won't go if you don't want to. 199 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,780 I guess I'm thinking of my old arrogance. 200 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:36,080 He still must sail past those rocks. 201 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:44,560 Oh, dear Lord, you who protect all heroes, look over my darling husband. 202 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:49,520 This I pray you. So many husbands have already died upon these rocks. Take 203 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:55,400 souls and push them over into hell's inferno. Only keep my darling husband 204 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,620 and sound. 205 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,400 This seems an opportune moment to enter the story. 206 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:14,260 I am curious to observe the characters from a closer vantage point. So am I, 207 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,400 dear fellow, so am I. It looks as if we're to be the only men. 208 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:21,780 Not to worry, Cavalier. A better opportunity to observe the female at 209 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,620 There's someone staring at you with the most violent, passionate eyes. 210 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:03,340 If I disturb you, beautiful lady, only say the word and I'll disappear. 211 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,880 You don't disturb me, sir. 212 00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:08,380 But at the moment I'm not very good company. 213 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,980 I desire only to be left alone with my thoughts. 214 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,980 I wish to steal away your heart, dear lady, as you have stolen mine. 215 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:19,140 To observe your body nude would be the most beautiful gift I could ever hope to 216 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,820 have. You dare speak like that. 217 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:25,920 Having surprised me in a difficult time doesn't give you any right. I'd prefer 218 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,940 to die rather than to lose my lady's respect. 219 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,120 Having seen you on the beach was the most wonderful experience. 220 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,980 How happy you made me feel, milady. 221 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:40,160 Now I swear that from this moment forth, all my heart and my sword are at your 222 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,520 service. You are thanked for offering your all. 223 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:47,880 Only there is another man, a man who has a greater right to my services. 224 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,000 You see, I'm married. 225 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:54,660 And I'm attached to him like the clouds in the sky. Then if you are the clouds 226 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,960 flowing gently through the air, I am the sky. 227 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,840 Stop your dreaming, then. You can't help yourself any more than me. Is that so 228 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,840 terrible? 229 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,060 What is your name, then? 230 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,960 Aurelius, milady. 231 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,020 Ah, my Aurelius. 232 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,060 I tell you this. 233 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:18,720 If you are able to get rid of those rocks along the coast, you will have my 234 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,700 I'll make you the happiest man in the world. 235 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,800 But you give me an impossible task. 236 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,740 No more impossible than what you are asking of me. 237 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,720 Won't you go away now? I'm getting tired. 238 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,520 You will think on my promise. 239 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,240 Make the rock disappear and I'll be yours. 240 00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:07,360 Magician! Are you here? 241 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:14,260 I'm Aurelius. I know why you've come here. 242 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:20,020 I know everything, dear. But those rocks are too great a task. 243 00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:24,220 And this young lady has drunk of your flask. 244 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,840 She has virtue and a magnificent body. 245 00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:31,880 But it boils down to the same thing, you little clown. 246 00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:34,380 I know how your mind turns around. 247 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,720 It's a poor little lad that needs to be banged and find a place to stick his 248 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,420 twang. Ah, big hello. 249 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:48,700 That's all that you may quarrel. To you, that lady of sorrow, that much I do 250 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:49,700 know. 251 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:53,320 My advice to you is to leave alone this young screw. 252 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:55,600 But important, I know this is to your tune. 253 00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:58,380 A little gold and I'll help see you through. 254 00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:01,890 Here is all the money I've got. A pittance, probably. 255 00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:03,470 But it's all in gold. 256 00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:05,350 Here. 257 00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:10,130 I have 980 coins here. 258 00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,810 Three in iron. 259 00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:16,510 This is a far cry from the price I usually get. 260 00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:20,270 However, just this once for you. 261 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,650 Rocks, I command you, disappear! 262 00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:32,700 But before you go, there's one thing you should know. It's magic that's been 263 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:36,400 done. Who cares what happens afterwards? 264 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:38,820 By then I'll have known such incredible pleasure. 265 00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:44,620 I shall give you these golden words as clear as the honey and I'll stand the 266 00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:45,519 money. 267 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:51,520 Should you find your thoughts again thinking horny and need copulation, you 268 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,900 should try instead, my man, a little... 269 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,880 Excuse us, Lady Charlotta. 270 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:37,420 I can't believe it, my darling. 271 00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:40,940 I didn't expect you back so soon. 272 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,940 Oh, dear Lord. 273 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:44,800 It's so strange. 274 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:47,000 I was dreaming then horrible things. 275 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:50,460 That you had drowned. Your ship was broken on those rocks. 276 00:23:50,740 --> 00:23:52,040 The rocks are the reason I've returned. 277 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,260 They serve to protect our coast. 278 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,920 Stop and think. 279 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,820 If it hadn't been for those rocks, we'd not have had the strength to halt the 280 00:23:58,820 --> 00:23:59,820 invader. 281 00:24:02,990 --> 00:24:04,510 There must be someone using magic. 282 00:24:05,630 --> 00:24:06,630 It just disappeared. 283 00:24:08,590 --> 00:24:11,070 Disappeared? Disappeared. They vanished right into thin air. 284 00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:13,350 I'm to stay here. 285 00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:16,470 By order of the king, I'm to defend the coast. 286 00:24:20,150 --> 00:24:25,670 What is it? 287 00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:28,230 Aren't you glad to see me? 288 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,380 You'll feel better, I'm sure, in the fresh air. 289 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,960 Aravergas, haven't I always been a good woman? 290 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,820 And I've always loved and respected you. 291 00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,340 Yes, of course. 292 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,000 What's troubling you all of a sudden? 293 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,140 When you departed for Britain, I was terribly unhappy. 294 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:58,720 Then I realized I was behaving like a child. How ridiculous I was. 295 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,160 So I tried to pull myself together and amuse myself. 296 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,860 Oh, honor, of course. 297 00:25:04,780 --> 00:25:07,320 I went to a garden party at Lady Charlotte's. 298 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,300 There was a young cavalier. 299 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,420 He declared his love for me. 300 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:13,580 Is that all? 301 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,520 No, my lord. I haven't finished. 302 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:22,220 After you had gone, I could not free myself from the thought of your body 303 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:23,860 crushed upon those horrible rocks. 304 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,080 I stupidly swore to the cavalier. 305 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:31,630 That if he could have the rocks disappear, I would love him as I've 306 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:34,390 other. I was sure it was an impossible task. 307 00:25:35,110 --> 00:25:37,070 Something no one could possibly accomplish. 308 00:25:38,430 --> 00:25:41,090 I was only thinking of you when I did it. 309 00:25:43,530 --> 00:25:47,990 I was thinking of you. 310 00:25:49,230 --> 00:25:50,230 Only of you. 311 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,510 And where is this cavalier? 312 00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:55,290 According to the agreement. 313 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,120 I would wait for him in the garden of Lady Charlotta. 314 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,240 But I won't go. 315 00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:08,940 I'd rather die than be unfaithful to you. 316 00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:15,580 I fear that you cannot now go back on your word. 317 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,920 But you gave your word and it must stand. 318 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:22,420 Even though I would rather die than have you go with another man, you must go 319 00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:23,420 with him. 320 00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:25,260 With honor. 321 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:31,380 Breaks you become a someone dead the Cavalier must have you to save our honor 322 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:38,320 woman Can't you see you must go to him 323 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:43,860 it's not only your word that will stand broken But the honor of the entire house 324 00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:49,920 will be smeared I'm sure I can stand living with this anguish, but you must 325 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,140 the honor in this house 326 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:55,030 Oh, what can I do? 327 00:26:55,830 --> 00:26:58,710 Ah, I'll lead him to the forest of the three sisters. 328 00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:00,250 There I'll save your honor. 329 00:27:00,570 --> 00:27:01,590 And mine as well. 330 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:41,800 You've seen noble ex -workers, noble stars, noble 331 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,900 wood -grape muscles. 332 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,740 A man in the forest. 333 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:51,300 You saw me and you just came in your pants, didn't you? 334 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,460 He looks awfully horny. 335 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,160 Oh, 336 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,640 there we go. 337 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:00,900 Come on, you. 338 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:05,300 Dear fellow, you're making an error. 339 00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:07,130 You can't just have this side of me. 340 00:28:07,530 --> 00:28:11,650 Free me. At once, you hear? I won't stand for this. Well, you're standing 341 00:28:15,350 --> 00:28:17,530 No. No, please leave me alone. 342 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:19,910 You can't. You can't do this. 343 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,119 Oh, no. 344 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,260 Your body. The woods are so damp. 345 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,040 But don't take your clothes off, for God's sake. 346 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,100 You'll get rheumatism. 347 00:28:58,220 --> 00:29:00,240 All I need is your body to warm me. 348 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,620 There. Put your arms around here. 349 00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:04,220 There. 350 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,040 Yes, I promise. 351 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,740 But, my God, I'm dead. 352 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,520 I can't get it up. 353 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000 I am slipping away. 354 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,200 Hurry now. 355 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,540 The time is passing. 356 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,880 The time is my misfortune. 357 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:31,460 I who wanted to make love to you and to feel your body next, I don't know how 358 00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:32,460 I'm going to get through all this. 359 00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,760 I've already shot the whole thing and more. 360 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,440 I no longer hold you to your promise. I free you. 361 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,960 Thank you, Dorigan. 362 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,340 I just don't want any more. 363 00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:56,740 Dorigan! 364 00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:01,580 Dorigan! 365 00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:06,020 I think 366 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:11,780 I'm going. 367 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,420 the story about a well -meaning hawk. Too bad about him. He spent the rest of 368 00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:27,040 his time running around the woods, screaming. 369 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:34,100 Well, as the saying goes, there's people who for want of love, 370 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:40,700 these people will move mountains and seas and saints. 371 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,260 They must keep themselves abreast of things. 372 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:49,500 And then there is another kind of person who overlooks everything. 373 00:30:50,110 --> 00:30:51,970 For what? For honor? For justice? 374 00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:53,210 For pride? 375 00:30:53,230 --> 00:30:58,670 And in the meantime, his wife is being cuckolded while he sits home eating his 376 00:30:58,670 --> 00:30:59,670 heart out. 377 00:31:00,470 --> 00:31:05,430 And then, friends, there's one more. I call him the profiteer. 378 00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:11,610 This wily man, he profits by the honor of others. 379 00:31:11,810 --> 00:31:15,870 Leave your wife for a minute and he'll shove it up your ass. 380 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:18,750 How poetic. 381 00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:22,670 you are. I'd like to remind you that spiritual love is what counts. It's the 382 00:31:22,670 --> 00:31:27,210 most valuable. I prefer the love of the body. The body makes you feel good from 383 00:31:27,210 --> 00:31:29,010 all angles and positions. 384 00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:33,290 I must remind you of one thing. Love is only platonic. 385 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:38,010 The celebration then is only with the eyes. I feel that is the truth. 386 00:31:38,570 --> 00:31:43,250 I happen to know that a celebration is a beautiful thing, but the entertainment 387 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,490 is celebrated afterwards with a cock... 388 00:31:47,690 --> 00:31:54,010 I think it's a hell of a lot more disgusting to see a lady allowing her 389 00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:55,570 to lick her dish. 390 00:31:55,890 --> 00:32:01,290 I recall a very lovely widow woman I once met. So young, so sensual. 391 00:32:01,490 --> 00:32:03,870 It was man's best friend she loved. 392 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,620 Excuse me there for interrupting, but why are you kicking against the wall? It 393 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:34,620 hasn't done anything. 394 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,280 Can't you see I'm in love? 395 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:40,580 This damn wall has encircled the woman I love more than anything. 396 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,400 And there I thought you were just mad. Let me offer you the services of a poor 397 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,420 minstrel. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll fix you up all right. 398 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,660 Slip me a couple of coins, and I'll sing her a Neapolitan love song guaranteed 399 00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:54,920 to drive her out of her mind. 400 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,760 You shall have everything you need. If for only one second I can feast these 401 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,460 poor eyes on that enchanting woman. 402 00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:02,510 that would wake a man at this ungodly hour. 403 00:35:07,870 --> 00:35:14,870 Come in, you bloody swine. And why the 404 00:35:14,870 --> 00:35:15,870 hell are you so late? 405 00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:17,490 Talk, idiot. 406 00:35:17,590 --> 00:35:20,890 But, Master, we couldn't get you up and around before this. You're a moron. 407 00:35:21,770 --> 00:35:22,770 Excuses. 408 00:35:23,570 --> 00:35:24,570 Excuses. 409 00:35:24,810 --> 00:35:25,810 Excuses. 410 00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:28,050 Where's Federico? 411 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:31,810 In God's name, what have I done? Must I deserve such an idiot son? 412 00:35:32,110 --> 00:35:33,370 It's for him I'm working. 413 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,750 And Federico, he does nothing but let me down. 414 00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:39,790 You go and find him. 415 00:35:40,090 --> 00:35:41,170 I try, Mama. 416 00:35:42,050 --> 00:35:45,510 Last month he cost me twice as much as I spent on the store. And if you could 417 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:49,210 only see these stupid clothes he wants to wear. Sometimes I think he's turning 418 00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:50,210 into a little fairy. 419 00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:57,310 Federico? 420 00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:00,500 Federico, what's the matter? 421 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:02,920 Master! 422 00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:05,240 It's Federico. Something's the matter. 423 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:11,540 When you touch him... What's that, you say? 424 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:13,220 What's wrong with him? 425 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:15,660 I don't understand. What's wrong with him? 426 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:21,140 He's lying on the table, and he's looking straight up at the ceiling. And 427 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:22,520 went in, his thing went like this. 428 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,820 No. 429 00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:25,060 Get him a doctor. 430 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:26,738 What is it? 431 00:36:26,740 --> 00:36:30,320 May I help you? Are you a doctor? 432 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,360 And pleased to serve you. Oh, what good fortune you're here. 433 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:37,940 It's my Federico. He's got a terrible swelling between his legs. 434 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,480 I shouldn't fear. 435 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:43,680 It's swelling up right here. And I'm scared to touch it. It looks so hard. I 436 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,200 wouldn't worry about it. If it's what I suspect it to be, it's simply just a 437 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,440 predicament which always seems to strike the young. 438 00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:50,780 Nothing grave. 439 00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:55,340 You'll see, it all will disappear with age. Is it possible to observe the young 440 00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:56,340 man? 441 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,720 It took me many years to save this money. 442 00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:07,380 It's enough to buy a woman's love in any case. 443 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,120 Here, you take it. 444 00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:11,860 Use it if you can get well, my son. 445 00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:13,780 I wish you luck. 446 00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:15,380 And look to God. 447 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,320 Yes. 448 00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:18,580 Sandro! 449 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Get over here. 450 00:37:20,590 --> 00:37:21,830 Take care of Federico. 451 00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:26,170 You watch over him as if he were your own brother, because if anything at all 452 00:37:26,170 --> 00:37:29,030 happens to him, I'll smash your head like this! 453 00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:41,850 Ah, finally! 454 00:37:42,190 --> 00:37:43,710 Well, what did she say? 455 00:37:43,990 --> 00:37:45,050 It's no use, sire. 456 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,060 All your gifts were well received and very much admired. 457 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,980 But the lady refuses to see you. 458 00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:54,480 Idiot! What are you laughing at? If you could see the ass on her maid, you'd 459 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,480 laugh too. And laughing seems to release the tension. 460 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,240 She's built like a brick shed. 461 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:03,260 Well, she informed me that her mistress has been a widow now for three years. 462 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:07,720 And she must wait another, let's see, two years before she may speak to a man. 463 00:38:07,820 --> 00:38:11,200 She must be horny enough to honk. No, I can't wait any longer. The damn thing is 464 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,140 getting bigger than I am. There must be something we can do. Well, she seems to 465 00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:15,140 like to honk. 466 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,800 I see. This could be a damn good idea. 467 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,860 Hurry, Sandro! I'm here. 468 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:27,300 My passion for you is so great, I can't stand it. I was in such a hurry, I'm 469 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,520 afraid I grabbed the first ones I saw. 470 00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:32,300 I pray you, be kind to me and please do free these poor dogs. 471 00:38:32,660 --> 00:38:33,660 I like dogs. 472 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,460 Only these have such a stink. 473 00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:37,860 I suppose they're all flea -bedding, surely. 474 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,960 Don't you think you're being a bit bold in your declarations to me, sir? I'm 475 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,960 sorry. 476 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:47,500 There's nothing I wouldn't do to have you love me, my lady. 477 00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:49,040 I'm sure I believe you. 478 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,500 I was so alone these last years, and I wanted someone I could speak to. 479 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:58,900 I beg you, stand, for I would speak in private. 480 00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:02,280 Anna, get rid of those dogs. Yes, my lady. 481 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:07,400 Forget the dogs and move nearer to me. 482 00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:08,980 Come closer. 483 00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:12,620 Don't be nervous. I have a secret I wish to confide, and I do hope you won't be 484 00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:13,620 disturbed by it. 485 00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:14,710 Don't mind me. 486 00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:16,130 I'll keep your secret. 487 00:39:16,470 --> 00:39:18,910 The secret I can't keep just doesn't exist. 488 00:39:19,410 --> 00:39:20,410 So go ahead. 489 00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:22,310 You're so respectful of a woman. 490 00:39:22,710 --> 00:39:23,669 I'm glad. 491 00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:25,270 I hope you don't forget any of it. 492 00:39:25,490 --> 00:39:26,710 I'm abnormal, sire. 493 00:39:27,170 --> 00:39:28,170 About dogs. 494 00:39:28,490 --> 00:39:29,630 I need dogs. 495 00:39:30,270 --> 00:39:31,470 It's morbid, I know. 496 00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:37,910 Men are so boring, sire. Is there no one to provide what most I have need of? My 497 00:39:37,910 --> 00:39:38,649 poor Igor. 498 00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:42,310 Before he died, he would go at it every night, and on Sundays he'd ask for more. 499 00:39:42,550 --> 00:39:44,050 My... Christ, I'm in need. 500 00:39:48,130 --> 00:39:54,650 You can see why I prefer dogs, my lord. 501 00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:58,730 Simply for my honor. With a man, they would have been the most horrid scandal. 502 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:03,110 If you wish me to be yours, you must make me a promise first. 503 00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:07,450 Anything. Anything you want. 504 00:40:08,110 --> 00:40:10,250 Just this one time, I want you to bring forth... 505 00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:13,760 My big sheepdog and the others who were here throughout my solitude. 506 00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:15,580 And one more thing. 507 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,960 You moron. They better be clean. 508 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,420 Oh, they'll be clean all right. 509 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,920 That's a good boy. 510 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,380 From then on, it'll be your turn. 511 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,180 From then on, no more dogs? 512 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:29,780 Go now. And bring them right away. 513 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,080 Small dogs. Big dogs. 514 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:34,560 Buffalo. Oh, I should love that. 515 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,660 Then I'll be at your service. 516 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,980 First the dogs. 517 00:40:42,890 --> 00:40:44,390 Hurry, Sandra. We've got work to do. 518 00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:49,370 No. I was almost there. I said you were just going to tell me your name. Tell 519 00:40:49,370 --> 00:40:51,890 me, son. These dogs, do you want something special? 520 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,150 Something weird? 521 00:40:53,570 --> 00:40:55,510 No. It's not important. 522 00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:58,430 Just so they know how to, you know. 523 00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:03,370 Young man, all dogs know how to do that. Oh, yes. It's their principal activity. 524 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:05,670 You seem to know dogs. 525 00:41:06,710 --> 00:41:10,550 Tell me, is a man as durable as a dog in contenting a lady? 526 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,660 I mean, how should I put it? 527 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,680 With his tongue? 528 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:19,140 Not always, but a friend of mine cut the cord that held his tongue. 529 00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:22,480 But unfortunately, he lost it someplace and couldn't find it. 530 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:24,180 That's a good trick. 531 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,200 Now what happens? 532 00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:27,080 When the she's are in heat, they give an odor. 533 00:41:27,380 --> 00:41:29,680 When the others smell that, they come a -running. 534 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,120 The old fart knew his stuff all right. Those bitches really have their tongues 535 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,120 hanging out. 536 00:42:02,310 --> 00:42:06,010 Hurry up. She still hasn't found the one she wants to start with. 537 00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:08,820 I need another one. 538 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,920 How about that one? 539 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,080 He's dry. 540 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,640 I hope she likes this one. 541 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,500 Now, what the hell is this you've brought? 542 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:24,140 It's a watchdog. I don't need him to watch. My God, he's a brute in that 543 00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:27,840 I've a mind to send you away. Bring me a young one, handsome and strong. I 544 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,520 couldn't possibly make it with an old one like that. 545 00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:37,160 The whole thing is useless. 546 00:42:37,770 --> 00:42:38,870 How many of them did she want? 547 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:44,070 Either they're too big, or too little, or a little bit too aggressive, or a bit 548 00:42:44,070 --> 00:42:46,270 docile. I don't know what there is left. 549 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:48,030 I think I have an idea. 550 00:42:48,410 --> 00:42:52,930 Try offering all the dogs at once to my lady. I have a marvelous idea. 551 00:42:53,550 --> 00:42:58,910 For a grand finale, for one last unforgettable moment, you'll have all 552 00:42:58,910 --> 00:42:59,910 dogs at once. 553 00:43:00,930 --> 00:43:03,650 All you say? Yeah. Oh, marvelous. 554 00:43:04,470 --> 00:43:06,330 Oh, Federico, you are fantastic. 555 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,880 Carla, prepare my room for me immediately. 556 00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:10,140 Yes, milady. 557 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,840 Oh, darling, it's so thrilling. I want to tell you something really special. 558 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,300 Sandro, go get the doggies. 559 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:26,300 Jam, 560 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:29,460 huh? 561 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,520 Lots of jam. 562 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,200 Oh, that'll be nice. 563 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,020 How very beautiful of you. 564 00:43:35,630 --> 00:43:38,390 They'll just love it, I know. A proper reward. 565 00:43:38,770 --> 00:43:40,090 You're much too kind. 566 00:43:40,510 --> 00:43:42,050 Soon I'll be all yours. 567 00:43:42,270 --> 00:43:43,270 Don't go away. 568 00:43:43,350 --> 00:43:47,250 There's something in me that rebels against following the dogs. 569 00:43:47,690 --> 00:43:49,470 Console yourself, my darling. 570 00:43:50,050 --> 00:43:51,690 They're man's best friend. 571 00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:54,690 You try some. 572 00:43:56,290 --> 00:43:57,690 Here's the jam, milady. 573 00:43:58,050 --> 00:43:59,050 Good. 574 00:44:02,170 --> 00:44:03,630 Let the little buggers in. 575 00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,140 Bring in the dogs. 576 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,040 Everything all right in there? 577 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:15,780 Patience, my darling. 578 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:17,040 I'll be yours soon. 579 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,580 And don't take me through the keyhole. 580 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,120 Come on, get in. Over here. Move. 581 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:29,640 Over here. 582 00:44:38,410 --> 00:44:39,910 Get in there. In there, boy. 583 00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:41,210 In there, boy. 584 00:44:44,130 --> 00:44:45,850 What did you say her name was again? 585 00:45:17,230 --> 00:45:19,090 What about those ladies who think only of dogs? 586 00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:21,630 Wouldn't you say so, sister? 587 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:29,250 That was a disgusting story. 588 00:45:30,130 --> 00:45:31,950 It's a good thing that my wife's gone to bed. 589 00:45:33,410 --> 00:45:35,950 Boy? Not very dependable, that waiter. 590 00:45:36,450 --> 00:45:37,790 Where do you think he could have gone? 591 00:45:38,170 --> 00:45:39,170 I don't know. 592 00:45:39,210 --> 00:45:40,210 He's left all right. 593 00:45:40,910 --> 00:45:42,070 A very good lad, though. 594 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,250 Maybe a good kick in the ass is all he needs. 595 00:45:44,710 --> 00:45:45,710 The hell with his ass! 596 00:45:46,350 --> 00:45:47,650 I'll twist his balls off. 597 00:45:48,430 --> 00:45:51,750 I've got the impression that balls should be tickled, not twisted. Not a 598 00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:52,750 loving fellow, is he? 599 00:45:52,930 --> 00:45:56,350 If every adulterer had his balls twisted a little, the world would be a better 600 00:45:56,350 --> 00:45:57,350 place. 601 00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:00,750 I want you to know nothing perverted has ever happened here. This is a 602 00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:01,750 respectable inn. 603 00:46:01,930 --> 00:46:04,610 He was probably tired and went upstairs to rest. 604 00:46:05,510 --> 00:46:07,950 Oh, he's upstairs all right, but he's not resting. 605 00:46:08,790 --> 00:46:10,130 I think his balls... 606 00:46:21,710 --> 00:46:22,609 out your clothes on. 607 00:46:22,610 --> 00:46:25,410 I ate something that wasn't good and I have the run. 608 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:27,150 So? 609 00:46:27,830 --> 00:46:28,830 What's that smell? 610 00:46:29,230 --> 00:46:33,070 You shit in the room. No. Oh, yes, you did. Just because you have big tits 611 00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:36,150 doesn't mean you're a cow. How many times do I have to tell you to throw it 612 00:46:36,150 --> 00:46:37,150 when you're finished? 613 00:46:38,130 --> 00:46:39,130 Go to sleep. 614 00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:42,150 And remember, the next time you have to go, be sure and throw it out. 615 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:04,660 I'm going to freeze to death. 616 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,799 Don't worry. 617 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,900 I'll warm you. 618 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:10,160 It's so cold. 619 00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:11,600 It's just your imagination. 620 00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:12,940 It's your shit. 621 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,080 I 622 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:26,800 think 623 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,940 it's time we all went to bed. 624 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,100 I beg your kindness. 625 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,560 Do not think yet of going to bed. 626 00:47:33,860 --> 00:47:39,980 The atmosphere is just right for a story I have to tell. Don't chill coming on. 627 00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:43,520 It comes fast and cold when the odor of death is in the air. 628 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:51,680 Don't you feel the evil lurking in the night? 629 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,100 Strange spirits moving in the darkness. 630 00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:58,840 Don't listen to him. He's just trying to scare us. 631 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:04,700 The story I'm about to tell begins on a night like this. 632 00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:10,840 Well, don't stop. Go on. I don't like stories that begin at night. They scare 633 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,460 me. Very well. 634 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,120 You started during the day, then. 635 00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:17,900 All right. All right. That's better. 636 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,780 Three youths. 637 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,340 Two boys and a girl. 638 00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:32,780 Excuse the intrusion, brother, but would you mind putting us up for the night? 639 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,680 That is, if it doesn't inconvenience you. 640 00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:36,780 And she too will stay with us? Yes. 641 00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:39,200 Now will you show us to our rooms? 642 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,440 You know that statue? 643 00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:44,900 Yes, John. He made the halo for St. Simon. Ah, come right this way. 644 00:48:48,380 --> 00:48:52,620 I wonder how deep this well is. It's easy enough to find out. You let a stone 645 00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:53,660 drop and start counting. 646 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,120 Put your hands to yourself. 647 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:04,860 Relax. What do you care anyway? 648 00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:06,300 It's neither the time nor the place. 649 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,800 I thought I found just the place. 650 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:10,640 Don't forget to count. 651 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,300 One. 652 00:49:16,660 --> 00:49:17,660 Two. 653 00:49:18,780 --> 00:49:19,780 Three. 654 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:21,560 Four. 655 00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:23,680 Five. Six. 656 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:26,700 Seven. How deep is it? 657 00:49:27,140 --> 00:49:28,140 Oh. 658 00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:43,220 I hope you'll be comfortable. 659 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,040 Listen. I'm listening. 660 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,720 Your friend, the way he was touching your... Counting on his fingers to the 661 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,560 depth of the well. But Aldo, he's your fiancé. 662 00:49:52,820 --> 00:49:55,960 To tell the truth, I'm involved with both of them. Gio has terrible luck with 663 00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:00,860 women, so I... I see. So willingly you share your fortunes, your blessings 664 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:01,900 abundant as they are. 665 00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:03,140 What do you expect me to do with him? 666 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,460 Certainly, certainly. You're absolutely right. 667 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:11,060 You're very saintly. I too... 668 00:50:12,940 --> 00:50:17,560 Been without luck all my life. Good fortune always seems to pass without 669 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,820 touching. Pass without touching. 670 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,000 Pass without touching. 671 00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:24,580 But why are you traveling on? 672 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,120 For some reason, the lady doesn't like it here. 673 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,960 We're returning to San Simone through the valley. Not through the valley. 674 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,800 The young lady would surely be better off here. In the valleys where death 675 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,000 lurks, he'll take you to hell. 676 00:50:35,220 --> 00:50:38,460 Sorry, the lady is coming with us. No, it's better to leave her here with me. 677 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,580 I'll watch over her. You take her to the valley and she'll never live through 678 00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:41,640 it. We're not afraid. 679 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:44,230 If Death wants to play the reaper, he'll pay the price. 680 00:50:44,490 --> 00:50:48,430 The price is nothing to Death, my children. I warn you, stay alert, for 681 00:50:48,430 --> 00:50:51,630 capable of seeing in the dark. Only the other night he killed two young lovers 682 00:50:51,630 --> 00:50:54,970 and dragged their souls away in chains, damning them forever in hell. 683 00:50:55,710 --> 00:50:57,210 And the Valley Guards, what are they doing? 684 00:50:57,710 --> 00:50:59,070 They should try to catch this murderer. 685 00:50:59,710 --> 00:51:02,810 We'll go ourselves and see to it. What are you saying? You're out of your head. 686 00:51:02,950 --> 00:51:05,410 You can't look at him. If you do, he'll frighten you to death. 687 00:51:07,190 --> 00:51:09,010 We're not cowards like you. 688 00:51:09,970 --> 00:51:11,490 We'll search out this murdering rascal. 689 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:13,360 We'll catch him. 690 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,760 And brandish on a pike throughout this land. 691 00:51:16,060 --> 00:51:20,540 His ugly head, his rotten heart, and his horny, grisly cock. 692 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,940 But I think you should carry his horny, old, prickly head, and I'll carry a cock 693 00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:26,940 -o. 694 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:35,540 Come out, Death. 695 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,780 I want to cut out your heart. 696 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,880 We made a pact, Carlotta. I get the heart. 697 00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:42,230 Devil, it's your head I want! 698 00:51:42,610 --> 00:51:43,850 Mine! Mine, you hear? 699 00:51:45,410 --> 00:51:46,410 Mine! 700 00:52:03,130 --> 00:52:05,250 Well, ask the old infected one if he knows where death is. 701 00:52:05,670 --> 00:52:07,130 We'd better not get too close to him, though. 702 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:08,750 He never can tell. 703 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,360 Don't fornicate, Death. 704 00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:19,160 I'll piss in your mouth. I'll shit your ovule. I'll shove my crotch up your ass. 705 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:28,260 You mean turtle fritters? What are you looking at? All your mothers were 706 00:52:28,260 --> 00:52:31,600 infected. And all your fathers to get you screwed cattle. 707 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:37,040 Quiet, you stinking old whore, son. We don't scare that easily, you fetter 708 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:37,718 of shit. 709 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,380 Be foul, can't who you are. 710 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:43,660 Be careful, old man, or I'll kill you. I heard you talking about death. 711 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,680 You sick and old disease. I think you're one of his spies. 712 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,720 Tell me, where is death? 713 00:52:50,020 --> 00:52:51,460 You infected old sword, talk. 714 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,800 Talk. Talk or I'll cut out your asshole. 715 00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:59,540 Then I'll leave you tied and let the birds feed on you. Now talk, you decayed 716 00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:00,540 shit. 717 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,900 You're speaking unkindly to a sick old poor invalid, sir. 718 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:06,740 That isn't nice at all. 719 00:53:07,330 --> 00:53:13,370 But if you insist on searching out death, my child, then turn around and go 720 00:53:13,370 --> 00:53:14,370 along that trail. 721 00:53:14,710 --> 00:53:19,390 Turn right at the far end. You follow that trail, then, till you get into the 722 00:53:19,390 --> 00:53:20,390 bush. 723 00:53:20,850 --> 00:53:26,050 Death shall be there in the forest lurking, and he has the power to conquer 724 00:53:26,510 --> 00:53:28,910 You'll fly in hell this night, and that's that. 725 00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:41,010 And may misfortune fall on you, young impudent bastards, children of 726 00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:42,010 pigs. 727 00:53:43,950 --> 00:53:45,570 Throw your sword, death lurks here. 728 00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:46,890 Let's not keep him waiting. 729 00:53:48,630 --> 00:53:50,310 I'll go around this way and get him from the side. 730 00:53:51,390 --> 00:53:53,990 Carla, you come with me. No, I'm not afraid. 731 00:53:54,430 --> 00:53:56,490 If you fail, I'll be waiting this way for him. 732 00:54:31,370 --> 00:54:32,370 There's no one here. 733 00:54:43,010 --> 00:54:43,888 You hear? 734 00:54:43,890 --> 00:54:44,890 I'm not scared. 735 00:54:49,270 --> 00:54:50,770 You're just trying to frighten me, huh? 736 00:54:52,090 --> 00:54:58,590 If you're being that way, I'm staying right here until this is finished. 737 00:55:32,710 --> 00:55:33,870 We scared you. 738 00:55:34,130 --> 00:55:35,350 All right, you scared me. 739 00:55:35,850 --> 00:55:38,550 The old man was joking because death is nowhere in sight. 740 00:55:39,030 --> 00:55:42,190 Yes, but there's something in this forest much more important. More 741 00:55:42,230 --> 00:55:43,089 What's that? 742 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:46,750 Smell it, Carlotta. Our boy stepped into some horse shit. Yeah, you're wrong 743 00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:47,529 about that. 744 00:55:47,530 --> 00:55:50,030 What I stepped in was gold. Gold? He's crazy. 745 00:55:51,030 --> 00:55:52,030 What are you saying? 746 00:55:52,230 --> 00:55:53,990 I think we scared the wits out of you. 747 00:55:54,210 --> 00:55:55,910 Maybe. But have a look at this. 748 00:56:07,470 --> 00:56:08,470 Those are gold pieces. 749 00:56:08,830 --> 00:56:09,930 Real gold! 750 00:56:10,150 --> 00:56:14,150 Thousands! My friends, this will give us all the things we've ever dreamt about 751 00:56:14,150 --> 00:56:15,410 having. Gold! 752 00:56:15,850 --> 00:56:17,830 As I walked, I stumbled, and there it was. 753 00:56:18,110 --> 00:56:20,190 Now we must keep our heads cool. 754 00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:24,410 Our biggest principal problem will be transporting it out of the woods and get 755 00:56:24,410 --> 00:56:25,408 away. 756 00:56:25,410 --> 00:56:28,370 We mustn't be seen or they'll think we've stolen it. If caught, we'll simply 757 00:56:28,370 --> 00:56:31,430 hang. Now that I'm rich, I don't think I'd like to hang. 758 00:56:31,830 --> 00:56:35,910 Yes, or burn. They could do that, for example. We must make certain that no 759 00:56:35,910 --> 00:56:36,910 will learn of the gold. 760 00:56:37,339 --> 00:56:38,880 So we will have to work throughout the night. 761 00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:43,160 Now, we have to decide which one of us is to go into the village and get food 762 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,160 and wine for us to eat. 763 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:46,260 It's a delicate decision. 764 00:56:46,660 --> 00:56:49,760 We've each got to trust the other, but we'll all be cautious at the same time, 765 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:50,759 huh? 766 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:54,240 The simplest solution, I feel, is for Aldo and I to stay here and watch the 767 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:55,240 gold. Huh? 768 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,440 In the meantime, Carlotta will go into the village for provisions. 769 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,440 And you, Carlotta, you'll be able to do that? 770 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,420 Of course I'll be all right. I hope this is the best solution. 771 00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:05,420 Then hurry and be back as soon as you can. 772 00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:06,740 Yes. 773 00:57:10,349 --> 00:57:12,730 Aldo, there's enough gold here to last us the rest of our lives. 774 00:57:14,450 --> 00:57:17,470 This is for me, this is for you, and this is for Carlotta. 775 00:57:18,110 --> 00:57:19,210 We're divided equally, huh? 776 00:57:19,490 --> 00:57:20,730 Just like brothers. 777 00:57:21,430 --> 00:57:22,950 Sure, we've always been the best of friends. 778 00:57:23,950 --> 00:57:25,910 Only you're the one who's always trying to screw my girl, right? 779 00:57:27,130 --> 00:57:28,009 That's not true. 780 00:57:28,010 --> 00:57:29,010 You're my friend. 781 00:57:30,270 --> 00:57:31,730 It's all right. Don't worry about it. 782 00:57:33,230 --> 00:57:34,650 I've put your money there. 783 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:37,200 And I put my money here. 784 00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:39,040 Two parts, you understand? 785 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,540 You mean just two? 786 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,980 You don't care about Carlotta? Yes, but only up to a certain point. 787 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,880 With all this gold, it's possible to buy a hundred girls like her. 788 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,320 This is how we'll go about it. 789 00:57:53,580 --> 00:57:58,220 When dear Carlotta returns, I'll take her with me into the woods. 790 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,320 We'll be over there, near that bush. 791 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,380 After a minute or so, she won't suspect anything. 792 00:58:04,990 --> 00:58:06,830 I'll see to it that she won't hear you. 793 00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:08,310 Then you come along. 794 00:58:09,490 --> 00:58:10,490 But quietly. 795 00:58:10,630 --> 00:58:13,990 Take your sword and stab our dear Caluff in the back. 796 00:58:31,590 --> 00:58:33,470 Is anyone here? 797 00:58:33,730 --> 00:58:34,730 Gentlemen. 798 00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:48,980 Good evening. I was just about to close, but if there's something I can do for 799 00:58:48,980 --> 00:58:50,120 you, I should be glad to. 800 00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:54,660 Thank you. I need some poison. My cellar is full of rats about this big. 801 00:58:55,820 --> 00:58:56,940 Big ones? And some bigger. 802 00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,660 If you ask me, a good cat is what you need. 803 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:01,840 But then your cat is seen very large. 804 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,580 For rats this big, I would prefer something else. 805 00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:07,840 In that case, I have just the thing for you. 806 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:11,980 Whatever living thing. 807 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:16,560 That you'd swallow even one drop of my preparation. 808 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,220 No matter how small the dose. 809 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:22,960 Before he could walk a mile. 810 00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:25,520 Not even that long. 811 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:29,580 A half mile. A quarter. He would be dead. 812 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:35,320 How marvelous. Perhaps I could interest you in a larger cat. About this big. 813 00:59:35,460 --> 00:59:36,460 Here's your money. 814 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,300 Save that thing for your wife. 815 00:59:58,190 --> 00:59:59,470 For you, my love. 816 01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:10,450 How many? 817 01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:13,510 There's so many we can hardly count them. 818 01:00:15,410 --> 01:00:16,650 I've loved you as a poor man. 819 01:00:17,290 --> 01:00:22,510 Now as a rich one, I want you on a bed of gold. 820 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:43,660 may still have time to save their souls. 821 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:31,520 The waters return to their beds. 822 01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:35,400 Soon it'll be subsided enough that we may continue our journey to Canterbury, 823 01:03:35,580 --> 01:03:36,580 eh, my lord? 824 01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:38,180 A pity. 825 01:03:39,340 --> 01:03:41,360 I was just beginning to enjoy myself. 826 01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:47,840 If you want some different pleasure, Cavalieri, I have a story I would very 827 01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:51,100 like to tell you. Less depressing than the one you just heard. 828 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:52,980 I couldn't ask for anything more. 829 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:57,140 It's a... a fitting pastime for a king. 830 01:03:57,870 --> 01:04:01,790 I'm glad. And it's about a king, I'm going to tell you. A king who lived in 831 01:04:01,790 --> 01:04:02,629 ancient Greece. 832 01:04:02,630 --> 01:04:04,610 Not an important or even potent king. 833 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,530 But an impotent king. 834 01:05:07,050 --> 01:05:08,050 A message, sire! 835 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,840 Yes, sire. 836 01:05:50,100 --> 01:05:51,500 You call for me, sire. 837 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:53,700 Read this. 838 01:05:58,340 --> 01:06:05,000 A great day for the house of Antiochus, sire, yes. 839 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:09,980 That you may see your daughter again after 20 years. 840 01:06:11,950 --> 01:06:16,090 The happiness in your heart and your kingdom is great. 841 01:06:16,830 --> 01:06:21,930 The rejoicing that will go on. The princess... Shut up, you imbecile! 842 01:06:21,930 --> 01:06:22,930 idiot! 843 01:06:23,610 --> 01:06:28,070 Twenty thousand is the ransom they want, and me without a coin in me pocket. 844 01:06:32,870 --> 01:06:39,830 If I recall correctly, sire, the princess was only two years old when 845 01:06:39,830 --> 01:06:40,830 kidnapped. 846 01:06:46,830 --> 01:06:47,830 Let me see. 847 01:06:48,470 --> 01:06:50,670 That was 18 years ago. 848 01:06:52,090 --> 01:06:53,330 Isn't it so, sire? 849 01:06:54,070 --> 01:06:59,870 It's certain by now she's grown into a young, attractive woman. Well 850 01:07:00,610 --> 01:07:01,870 20 years old. 851 01:07:03,570 --> 01:07:07,810 Then, uh, figure 600 pieces per year. 852 01:07:08,590 --> 01:07:12,910 I forbid it. My purse couldn't stand to pay out for that gold. 853 01:07:13,170 --> 01:07:14,550 No, no, no, it's impossible. 854 01:07:15,050 --> 01:07:15,908 That depends. 855 01:07:15,910 --> 01:07:19,010 For a two -year -old child, it's certainly not worth your pain. 856 01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:26,730 But for a young girl, a beauty well built, pay it. Pay it and consider the 857 01:07:26,730 --> 01:07:28,250 money well spent. 858 01:07:28,630 --> 01:07:29,630 Get out! 859 01:07:30,030 --> 01:07:33,510 And what do I do if she's not a beauty as you're implying? 860 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,130 Then you don't recognize her. 861 01:07:36,590 --> 01:07:37,590 Right. 862 01:07:39,970 --> 01:07:41,730 You have a pretty good idea there. 863 01:07:43,110 --> 01:07:45,710 Splendid! I'll have the treasurer come in. I'll talk to him. 864 01:07:46,490 --> 01:07:47,910 If he's ugly, I'll banish you. 865 01:07:51,310 --> 01:07:53,250 What's taking you so long, you idiot? 866 01:07:54,970 --> 01:07:56,350 Hurry, imbecile! Hurry! 867 01:07:56,950 --> 01:07:58,750 If I was paying you, I'd stop. 868 01:07:59,030 --> 01:08:01,970 I've never seen for the last time. What are you doing? We haven't all day. 869 01:08:03,350 --> 01:08:04,350 Over here! 870 01:08:22,090 --> 01:08:23,330 There's amazing work around here. 871 01:08:23,970 --> 01:08:25,890 Get those flags up. Come on. 872 01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:06,680 We shall be well received here, I should think. Oh, yes, and with all etiquette. 873 01:09:08,300 --> 01:09:14,340 Lower the drawbridge! 874 01:09:15,700 --> 01:09:17,540 Well, don't just stand there. 875 01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:36,720 I sense something mysterious here. 876 01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,100 I feel a great misery. 877 01:09:39,859 --> 01:09:40,859 Hope for the best. 878 01:10:18,030 --> 01:10:19,450 Woman in memento clothing. 879 01:10:19,690 --> 01:10:21,350 You pretend to be my daughter. 880 01:10:22,110 --> 01:10:23,950 I, sire, am the Prince Figueroa. 881 01:10:24,630 --> 01:10:26,790 Ah, excuse me. 882 01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:29,510 I was mistaking you for a woman. 883 01:10:29,810 --> 01:10:30,810 But I am a female. 884 01:10:31,150 --> 01:10:35,150 I was under the impression that I heard you say prince, not princess. 885 01:10:35,530 --> 01:10:40,170 You heard correctly, sire. I did say prince because the title pertains mainly 886 01:10:40,170 --> 01:10:41,170 my frame of mind. 887 01:10:41,810 --> 01:10:42,830 As you say. 888 01:10:43,310 --> 01:10:46,010 It seems to me that you are not only lacking... 889 01:10:46,380 --> 01:10:48,600 Your mind, but in your sex. 890 01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:51,459 Who's that? 891 01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:52,460 There. 892 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,480 This is the Minister of Social Strangely, sire. 893 01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:59,720 Minister? He looks more like a tavern keeper to me. 894 01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:02,640 That's a friar. 895 01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:05,260 Not a friar, sire. 896 01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:06,840 It's your daughter. 897 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:09,920 But why do I only get the odd ones? 898 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:13,460 A prince, she tells me. I never would have known it. 899 01:11:13,870 --> 01:11:16,510 A tavern idiot who calls himself a minister. 900 01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:19,010 And a friar who says she's my daughter. 901 01:11:19,970 --> 01:11:26,350 And you, all dressed up like you were a cavalier. What do you really do? Are you 902 01:11:26,350 --> 01:11:27,690 an oriental dancer? 903 01:11:29,810 --> 01:11:33,950 Tell her to come a little closer and take off that horrible thing. 904 01:11:34,350 --> 01:11:35,350 Come here. 905 01:11:35,790 --> 01:11:37,510 I want you to come here. 906 01:11:50,510 --> 01:11:51,690 I am sorry, sir. 907 01:11:51,970 --> 01:11:56,250 But you see, ours is a poor country and our banks are empty. And this bill is 908 01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:58,190 all we could find for the poor young girl. 909 01:12:01,550 --> 01:12:03,190 Stop! You imbecile! 910 01:12:03,790 --> 01:12:05,870 Do you expect I can see through the robe? 911 01:12:08,470 --> 01:12:11,930 Now we concern ourselves with only official business. 912 01:12:12,610 --> 01:12:14,510 Hercules, go and call the Prime Minister. 913 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:22,460 to locate those old birth documents on my daughter. Yes, sire. 914 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:26,520 We must first control the documents with the greatest care. 915 01:12:26,860 --> 01:12:28,800 The dynasty demands it. 916 01:12:29,420 --> 01:12:30,500 Eh, prince? 917 01:12:30,740 --> 01:12:32,380 I realize that, sire. 918 01:12:32,980 --> 01:12:37,520 And I will proceed also with caution. In Figuerazzo, the saying is, the world is 919 01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:38,520 full of cheap. 920 01:12:42,420 --> 01:12:43,420 I'm here, sire. 921 01:12:47,220 --> 01:12:49,460 Antonius. My prime minister. 922 01:12:51,940 --> 01:12:58,780 We must ascertain if this girl is really my daughter, 923 01:12:58,780 --> 01:12:59,780 Amitonia. 924 01:13:00,260 --> 01:13:02,020 That is the crucial point. 925 01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:04,720 Take a seat, please. Thank you, sire. 926 01:13:08,060 --> 01:13:09,820 And where would you suggest we sit? 927 01:13:25,870 --> 01:13:26,870 No, no, it's not important. 928 01:13:27,410 --> 01:13:29,590 My memory is phenomenal. 929 01:13:31,290 --> 01:13:32,810 Oh, how rude I get. 930 01:13:33,650 --> 01:13:38,530 You've come all the way from Figarozzi, and I'm sure you're hungry and tired. 931 01:13:38,970 --> 01:13:43,650 Now, you tell Hercules to bring some food and wine with which to show our 932 01:13:43,650 --> 01:13:46,350 hospitality. Yes, sire, as you wish. 933 01:13:52,390 --> 01:13:54,180 Antonius! Where are you going? 934 01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:56,060 I need you here for your advice. 935 01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,840 But you requested Hercules, sir. 936 01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:01,820 Ah, yes, yes, yes. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Yes, sir. 937 01:14:02,180 --> 01:14:04,240 All right, let's see where we are here. 938 01:14:04,780 --> 01:14:05,780 Yes. 939 01:14:06,060 --> 01:14:11,560 If I remember correctly, she had one foot larger than the other. Now, let's 940 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:12,880 Antonius. 941 01:14:13,220 --> 01:14:15,520 What do you think, Antonius? 942 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:20,220 Antonius! I'm asking advice of you! 943 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,520 What are you doing way down there? 944 01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,410 Thinking about the feet. Studying them from afar. 945 01:14:26,690 --> 01:14:28,710 What do you mean, studying from afar? 946 01:14:28,930 --> 01:14:31,050 These things must be studied up close. 947 01:14:33,310 --> 01:14:37,110 Antonius! Will you listen? Wasn't there some other kind of a sign on her, I 948 01:14:37,110 --> 01:14:38,350 hope? A mole, sire. 949 01:14:39,270 --> 01:14:40,249 A mole? 950 01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:41,009 A mole? 951 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:41,809 Where's the mole? 952 01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:42,810 Where? 953 01:14:43,310 --> 01:14:44,430 Above at the bottom! 954 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:46,380 Above, below, where? 955 01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:48,600 Oh, what the hell does he mean, then? 956 01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:54,000 Oh, I can't find it. Oh, Sam, where is it? Above on the bottom. 957 01:14:54,860 --> 01:14:58,280 I've already looked above. Oh, where the hell is it? 958 01:14:58,540 --> 01:14:59,820 Above on the bottom. 959 01:15:44,590 --> 01:15:45,590 witness this. Come on. 960 01:15:46,690 --> 01:15:47,850 I'm coming, sire. 961 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:55,190 Here it is, sire. 962 01:15:56,650 --> 01:15:58,030 Look, Antonius. 963 01:15:58,570 --> 01:15:59,570 Look. 964 01:16:00,010 --> 01:16:01,270 Here it is. 965 01:16:01,710 --> 01:16:02,710 The mole. 966 01:16:03,650 --> 01:16:05,670 You remove your finger, sire. 967 01:16:06,070 --> 01:16:07,830 I'd probably be able to see it. 968 01:16:09,430 --> 01:16:11,090 And you, cavalier. 969 01:16:12,090 --> 01:16:13,330 What do you think? 970 01:16:13,690 --> 01:16:14,870 Of all this. 971 01:16:16,510 --> 01:16:17,510 I don't know. 972 01:16:18,410 --> 01:16:22,230 Quite frankly, I don't see anything regal about it at all. 973 01:16:22,850 --> 01:16:26,610 I think it might be better to make a more thorough examination, Your Majesty. 974 01:16:27,430 --> 01:16:28,430 In private. 975 01:16:28,730 --> 01:16:32,590 Let her be, my lords. The princess cannot be left alone until you have 976 01:16:32,590 --> 01:16:34,230 compensated us for returning her. 977 01:16:34,730 --> 01:16:36,550 Of course, you may stay, my lady. 978 01:16:36,930 --> 01:16:37,930 I mean Prince. 979 01:16:38,810 --> 01:16:41,110 But I think it best, though, that we should leave. 980 01:16:44,010 --> 01:16:45,070 Chaucer, this man. 981 01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:48,430 I have a feeling I've met him somewhere before. Oh, that's the famous Hercules. 982 01:16:48,430 --> 01:16:50,290 He hasn't finished his 13th labor yet. 983 01:16:50,910 --> 01:16:53,050 That was under the impression there were only 12 labors. 984 01:16:53,270 --> 01:16:54,270 There were. 985 01:16:57,390 --> 01:16:58,570 First the gold. 986 01:16:58,910 --> 01:16:59,910 Oh. 987 01:17:00,410 --> 01:17:01,770 The wine is from Syracuse. 988 01:17:03,450 --> 01:17:04,450 Resonated. 989 01:17:07,530 --> 01:17:09,570 300 years before Christ. A good year. 990 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,680 I don't care for the king's manner towards his daughter. 991 01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:19,560 I'm sickened. 992 01:17:20,980 --> 01:17:23,540 That bastard. He shouldn't be killed. 993 01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,800 Who knows what the child is suffering. 994 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:30,380 Oh, don't be such a romantic. 995 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:33,220 Admit you'd like to be there this very moment. 996 01:17:33,820 --> 01:17:36,780 But in the same place that idiot king is in, huh? 997 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,620 She probably killed the clown. 998 01:17:48,809 --> 01:17:50,410 Paid in gold, my lord. 999 01:18:15,820 --> 01:18:17,040 Don't let it upset you. 1000 01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:20,720 Your temperament, my man, is much too delicate with these things. 1001 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,000 His own daughter. 1002 01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:30,400 Stay right in there, sire. 1003 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:37,660 It's a horrible thing we've done. 1004 01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,600 We have been accomplices to incest. 1005 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:44,540 She's no more a princess than you, Cavalier. 1006 01:18:44,990 --> 01:18:46,890 She's the most corrupt and ugly of my servants. 1007 01:18:47,430 --> 01:18:49,270 What do you say? I'm afraid it's true. 1008 01:18:49,610 --> 01:18:50,950 Now do you feel so terrible? 1009 01:18:52,050 --> 01:18:55,710 You dogs, you miserable dogs. You've been hiding the truth from me. 1010 01:18:56,290 --> 01:18:59,910 By hiding the truth, we've discovered your humble nature. 1011 01:19:03,330 --> 01:19:05,970 Hercules, are you training for the Olympics? 1012 01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:08,470 Last year it was bolting. 1013 01:19:09,830 --> 01:19:12,390 This year it's running. I just don't know what to do. 1014 01:19:33,759 --> 01:19:34,759 Hercules, 1015 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:42,960 who will comfort me now? Don't worry, my... 1016 01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:44,980 This is one labor I'll enjoy. 1017 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:49,220 There's a point, doesn't it? Girls aren't the weakest thing. 1018 01:20:24,270 --> 01:20:25,390 traveling companion, my lord. 1019 01:20:26,470 --> 01:20:28,190 He could very well have hit one of us. 1020 01:20:28,850 --> 01:20:29,850 Oh, I doubt that. 1021 01:20:30,170 --> 01:20:33,070 For that man happens to be the best archer in the whole of England. 1022 01:20:34,250 --> 01:20:35,530 Please, my lord, seat yourself. 1023 01:20:38,950 --> 01:20:41,110 I have a message to read to all of you. 1024 01:20:42,150 --> 01:20:46,250 But first, tavern owner, would you be kind enough to give us all a glass of 1025 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:47,250 wine? 1026 01:20:47,450 --> 01:20:51,170 You servants, gather round. This message is also for you. 1027 01:20:57,930 --> 01:21:02,290 Hear this, my dear Chaucer. I wish to thank both you and my fellow travelers. 1028 01:21:02,850 --> 01:21:08,410 I learned more in one night as your cavalier and escort than in all the 1029 01:21:08,410 --> 01:21:09,650 court away from the people. 1030 01:21:09,890 --> 01:21:13,970 I want you to tell them one and all to heed these words, that if ever any of 1031 01:21:13,970 --> 01:21:16,650 them should be in need of assistance, they have but to call on me. 1032 01:21:17,090 --> 01:21:21,890 I must now ride long and hard to rejoin our armies already in combat against the 1033 01:21:21,890 --> 01:21:25,130 invader. Reserve your stories and tales until we meet again. 1034 01:21:25,610 --> 01:21:27,310 And in Canterbury, pray for me. 1035 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:30,660 But not too much. Richard II, King of England. 1036 01:21:31,300 --> 01:21:36,880 Ladies and gentlemen, a toast to long life and well -being. May God keep him 1037 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:39,720 safe. Richard II, King of England. 1038 01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:41,380 Long live the King! 1039 01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:43,160 Long live the King!